Play your cards right, get a good job, work hard, and you might be lucky enough to date or marry a single mom, support her with your finances and raise her kids while Chad and Tyrone are in state prison.

And even better - once she gets bored of your beta ass and starts fucking Chad when his prison sentence is over (she can't control her pussy tingles, don't question her you misogynistic piece of shit), you'll be lucky enough to be able to provide your house to her and pay child support for "your" kids that don't resemble you in any way, shape, or form. Don't worry, you can still live in a nice tent in the woods when your finances dry up and you have nowhere else to go.

What's not to like?