I had to write this down for you guys. This happened yesterday to me and my friend.

Some bg information:

  • my best friend has been engaged to this girl

  • for some reason she doesn't like me, even though we met like 4 times tops.

  • when I asked my friend why she doesn't like me and refuses to meet up with me, he answered that she doesn't really like any1. Basically saying she is antisocial af. Figures.

Scenario:

Since both my buddy and I didn't see deadpool, I asked him if he wanted to watch it together.

What happened was that my best friend initially was fighting against it but I convinced him anyways.

So we went and watched the movie. We thought it was hilarious and fun... but little did we know that later that night things would go down to shit.

Around an hour into the movie his fiancée starts text spamming me on WhatsApp asking me where my friend is.

*

What happened was that he Actually told her we were going to the cinema but she forgot it and made plans to party with her girlfriends in the city and needed a ride home. They ended up calling a taxi and paying a large amount of money. *

Naturally I told my friend that his fiancee is spamming my ass so before I got pissy I turned off my phone. The reason why she is spamming me is that he is one of those guys who turns off their phone as soon as the film starts.

Well. We finished watching the movie took a leak and moved towards the parking lot when my friend and I turned on our phone...

Jesus christ.

That crazy bitch sent us a combined 600+ hate messages (maybe a little bit more) in under 2hours... (this has to be some kind of record...).

So my friend is calling her in the car with the speakers on and the first thing I can hear is her autistic screeching. She said shit like :

"how he could do something like that"

or

"how he is neglecting her"

And

"treats her like shit"

As well as

" She is embarrassed and had to pay so much for the ride"

... I am not kidding. I shit you not. This bitch things that she owns every second of his life. But wait that's not even the best part.

She didn't knew we were sitting in the car and I was listening in to this. (at this point I were "fremdschaehmen" af)

Well... After what felt like an eternity of oral diarrhea the downsydrom bitch said this:

" Your retarded friend is ruining our relationship and is sabotaging us since I met him. I don't want you to be friends with him anymore. "

I gotta say. This made me sick to the stomach. I knew my best friend since we were 6 years old and we are in our early 20s now. So for a heartbeat I felt like "well... Almost 20 years of friendship down the drain... "

Truly. For a second I felt insanely sad. But... I also am a man. And Fk me if I dont give her a piece of my mind.

(paraphrasing / translating)

" You down syndrome cunt, I'd rather burn us all than let my best friend marry your disgusting ass. I really didn't give 2 shits about you, but making him chose between us is the lowest, even for a smelly piece of shit like you. I never did or say anything to you and you spouting this nonsense is the last drop. You hear me? You will not treat him like this!"

  • truth be told, I could have handled it better, but my anger got the best of me. *

She was silent after this. I guess she was surprised to hear me or sth. I don't know.

She hung up.

At this point my friend just looked at me. This could have gone exactly 2 ways, I thought.

1) He beats my ass for trash talking his fiancée.

2) He sides with me and ditches the hoe.

Well. Neither happened. Not right away anyway.

Instead he hung up and started crying hysterically. I was not sure what was happening here so I just patted his back until he wiped the snot away.

Apparently their relationship peaked weeks ago and all she was doing now was abusing him.

She frequently would use him as her taxi driver, shit talk him in front of her friends and family. She would constantly keep tabs on him and wanted to know exactly what he did every day. He was supposed to give , I am not even kidding, hourly reports of what he was up to and recently she started hitting him (Not in a way that would hurt him greatly but still)

As a best friend I honestly felt like crap for not realizing it sooner, but he had distanced himself for a while from me... But I always thought that's just a couples thing...

I drove him back to his place. His mom was home and she immediately saw his fked up eyes from crying.

He was too fked at the moment so I explained her the situation.

His mom is the best. She immediately said that the bitch can go to hell. Made us coffee and brought some left over cake... ( she truly is a lovely human being ). The two of us calmed him down over the course of an hour.

  • I know this shit makes my friend sounds like a beta Cuck. But he is a man's man. I am telling you. It's just that she was that one bitch that got her nails in his head. *

Well. After he calmed down, we talked about it some more. He called her and after a couple minutes he announced that it was over.

Funny thing is. She actually told him it was his fault for not fighting to keep up the relationship and that he wouldn't find any1 like her.

He just answered: I hope you are right.

Tl;dr:

Another THOT bites the dust.

Real talk tho, I'd like to Adava kedavra her ass to the shadow realm.