I have a friend that is on the Facebook, Instagrams, and other social attention whoring mechanisms.

I see him posting some picture of himself and I ask out of curiosity what he is posting. To my horror, he reveals that it's some Facebook filter that shows what you would look like as a woman. Before he can upload this atrocity, I deliver a stiff jab to his chin causing his arms to flail upwards and his phone is incidentally tossed onto the road and promptly smashed by the wheels of a rubbish truck.

He seems angry, so I remove my glove and slap him across the face and say "Get ahold of yourself man. You are going to lower your self worth by giving everyone you know this feminized image of you. You might as well turn in your balls." He storms off angrily but I suspect that the truth will sink in eventually.

If he doesn't realize, fuck him. Sometimes it is worth not letting a bloke be a simp even if that means alienating them.