Where the fuck would a guy even find a woman to do date or have casual fun with?

Clubs are loud, bad for your ears and liver, there's usually 8 guys for every girl, girls there only go there for validation. You won't get shit there even if you are a handsome man.

You can't hit on girls at school or at work because they'll bitch about how they are busy and if they get pissed then you will get demolished. Reported for harassment and stuff.

You can't just talk to someone in the street or in the mall or something because you're going to get tackled and beat to death by a whiteknight. (Exaggerating for humor but you know what I mean.)

Online dating is a joke even if you are in the top 10% of men. Women you talk to will flake and you won't get shit.

If you have girls in your friend circle you can try them but I don't have any girls in my friend circle. Making a whole new circle of friends just so you can get a girl seems kind of desperate.

You can pick up a new hobby but those are expensive, it seems desperate to pick up a hobby just for women, and even then there's a tiny chance of actually meeting girls. I've gone hiking lots of times and there weren't really too many women climbing the fucking mountain who also were single and looking for a man.

I'm not trying to bitch and moan and be negative. I want to be a businessman some day and know the value of trying new things, looking at results and then adapting.

I just can't think of a fucking way to break out of this bullshit. 22 year old virgin, not that I care, but if I were to get a girl where the fuck would I turn to?

Hiring an escort seems like a good idea, but I'm concerned that just might be my accounting brain looking at things in a nuts and bolts sort of way.

Please help.