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[–]Tyler78922841 points42 points43 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The "victim" described a Chad... Certainly a fantasy.
[–]fuckyouredditcunts7710 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's what I was thinking. Very chad like description.
[–]RedHotRandy9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I read the description and thought "are we sure she didnt just let him." Dude sounds like he can get some without forcing himself on woman, I mean shit the description is what women always say they want. Or the dude never existed in the first place.
[–]WhistlingAlong 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My same exact thought.
[–]DeusExMaximum34 points35 points36 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It actually is pretty fucking shocking that they admitted that it did not occur and threw it off.
Or... did they throw it off? What if the guy still got charged?
[–]chester444 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Somebody over at CCC needs to take some remedial courses in basic writing skills.
Funny how the very first sentence of the first letter states that this incident "occurred on the Oregon City campus" and then went on to describe the alleged incident in considerable detail.
And only after a two week investigation can they be bothered to sheepishly retract their story and conclude that it did not happen after all.
Why wait for the investigation to be complete, when instead you can "jump the gun" to create irrational fear, and perpetuate prejudicial stereotypes, to keep marginalizing men?
Of course. Sounds like a winning strategy right out of the feminist playbook.
[–]Burrich14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Guilty until proven innocent: the feminist mantra.
[–]48LawsOfFlour3 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Fake guy, fake incident is still waaay better than real guy, fake incident.
[–]throwaway_worthaway1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guilty until proven guilty.
[–]Alternative-MGTOW13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahhh rape culture at its finest
[–]cleats4u4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Officer what was your first clue the victim wasn't truthful? Well, she weighed 450 lbs, she said her attacker was the spitting image of Brad Pitt. Our forensic team determined the perps penis would have had to at least 18 inches long to get anywhere near he vagina. So we were basically looking for a horse named Brad.
[–]The_Law_of_the_Land0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
EPIC! This wins the internet today.
[–]The_Law_of_the_Land3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think we need to see the victim in this case.
I bet she's over 250 lbs and has an SMV that's rated as low as an Amy Schumer comedy skit.
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The victim's official statement:
He said his name was Chad, I mean Charald, I mean Jerald. He's 6'2", no 6'4" and slim like a runway model. He has green eyes like emeralds. He has long blond locks that wave like the ocean in the breeze. And he ravaged me officer... over and over again.
He said his name was Chad, I mean Charald, I mean Jerald. He's 6'2", no 6'4" and slim like a runway model. He has green eyes like emeralds. He has long blond locks that wave like the ocean in the breeze.
And he ravaged me officer... over and over again.
[–]BeholderSahjhan2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to go there. Wish there wasn't so much gynocentric crap going on in Oregon.
[–]DoctorShroom3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6 plus with green eyes and wavy hair lmaooooo
[–]ManIsWalking1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Use to be a time where people actually had to do something to earn their 15 minutes of fame.
[–]FreeManIsFrank1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The "victim" just wanted some attention and pretended that she was on a date with Chad.
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[–]ZCnegan 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did not occur. So its fine Gerald. Happens to everyone :) .....
Fucking arrest the bitch
[–]Ohboohoolittlegirl0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And I just wondered how many tips they received from spiteful girls that saw their chances to fuck up some guys life.
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