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[–]veasel799 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wipe my ass with it and place it gently on the nightstand ...
[–]mongolian_usa4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey man, Simpin ain't easy!
[–]battyryder5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The thing is, there are men out there who do ask for permission before they can do anything.
[–]devok1[S] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
a LOT
[–]ZealousMathematician2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But remember she doesn’t get one because she’d never do anything to hurt him.
[–]rockorbe20022 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Getting a bukkake from Dancing Bear strippers doesn't count. For all we know she's was drunk, someone spiked her drink with roofies, and she didn't consent for the hot fireman with the massive hose to spray her with his fire retardant foam.
[–]MGTOW-Balance0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
is that a simp form or a husband's permission slip?
(tee hee, it's the same thing)
[–]xonoma30 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
To be fair if you're married neither of them have any business going to bars without their significant other. I mean how many guys would say they're ok with their wives going out to clubs or bars without them while they sit at home? Probably not many. Lol
And yet I suspect many women do. It's not that men are ok with it, they have no choice. They let wifey out because she guilt him with nagging about how she has to stay home and slave over the microwave dinners and she had to change the batteries on the Roomba because Juanita the illegal maid didn't show up to clean.
[–]RP10001 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So you're not allowed to go out with your friends without your SO because you're married? Cool cool.. No thanks.
[–]xonoma3-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Again, as long as you're cool with your wife going out to clubs on the weekend without you and possibly not coming home or walking in the door at 5am..... if toure cool withthat, then yeah she has to be cool with you going out too.
[–]elektrik2391 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
If I ever dated a woman, and she unironically presented me with this, I would break up with her on the spot.
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