In 2014 I was on the street with 5 coworkers (2 males and 3 females). We finished work and went to the bus stop so we could go back to our homes. One of the girls for any crazy reason came next to me and slapped my butt, I immediately slapped hers too.

After that she got angry complaining that I could not do that because she was married and had a child. I asked her "If you are married and have a daughter, why did you do this to me in the first place? It's not a good behavior for a marriad woman". Everyone was laughting about it because nobody thought I could do that (I was a complete simp back then)

Next day everyone told what happened to our manager and he supported me saying that if I was the one slapping her butt first, I'd probably be in jail for sexual assault or even rape and she was lucky that I decided to slap her butt instead of going to the police and report her.

It was really funny, but deep down I know if I went to the police they would for sure ask if I was gay.and yet I have to hear everyday that I am the toxic gender.

I really won't file a report because I know justice is blind but holds a sword to cut my dick off. Just don't expect me to pay taxes to support this system. GYOW brothers!