Grilled myself a porterhouse steak for breakfast this morning and learned a couple valuable lessons. But first I must provide some context. Im married, as such im going to lose 50% of everything I produce when she goes. I lose the other half when I die. So I don't produce much more than I consume. Its a life rule now. Back to steak lessons. So I'm grilling and the dog is hanging around the grill. She likes to lap up the grease dripping from the grill. I get the steak cooked, trim the fat off and give it to the dog. She goes away. I begin to eat. The wife shows up and wants a bite. I tell her "just wait, I'm not sure I can eat all this" "if not you can have the rest". So I get my fill. With about 2 bites left, I hand the plate to the wife and she goes away. Throughout the process this is what I learned. 1. Bitches will always want your meat! 2. After they get what they want, they leave! And lastly 3rd. And most importantly. When females demand half, im not inclined to produce anything. They get alot more for less effort, if they are willing to accept the scraps of my labor. So I think it's something women don't consider about the way a man thinks. We really like to be appreciated and will produce more when they realize that our relationship with them is not an equal partnership in our eyes. That inequality is a gift in thier favor, and should be appreciated as such. As opposed to expecting a percentage of our efforts.