April fools.

Rolexes are for blue pillers trying to show off to women.

But seriously, has anyone ever been robbed by a hooker, or roofied to wake up with your wallet gone. Most of my older cousins have and I was lucky enough to learn from thier mistakes not to trust women.

My worst story was my 33 year old cousin went to meet up with a girl. A guy was with her. The guy had a gun and was trying rob my cousin and ended up murdering him.

They were both cought because the police saw the Facebook messages between the girl and my cousin.