So I'm heading to an elevator for a meeting. On the way I see an attractive girl signalling availability. She's preening, tossing her head like a skittish filly, talking loudly, laughing, and doing her best to keep the attention of a few simps.

I studiously avoid any kind of eye contact, walk to the back of the elevator, and take up station on the left side, neutral expression, looking directly ahead.

Triggered. (it helps I am 6' 3" and super comfortable in myself these days)

She begins to look to the left at the mirror on the left wall to see if I was paying attention. No reaction.

Triggering increases.

She begins to glance back over her shoulder. This is so compulsive, the simps are now looking at me. I make eye contact with one and just smile secretively. Then march out, back straight, no head movement.

All told 10-15 head checks from this girl.

Gold, hilarious.