Girl I barely know: will you buy this for me?

Me: does that actually work?

Girl I barely know: does what work?

Me: asking random dudes to buy you shit out in public in hopes that they are thirsty enough to say yes?

Girl I barely know: sometimes

Me: sounds like you have a lot of pussies in your life.

Girl I barely know: (shows attraction to my snarky statement) i respect you

Me: the answer to us hanging out is no, cause then ill have a bunch of pussies in my life. (Walks away, looks back to see an orbiter approach her in the distance)