This Simp Signed This

bieberblows · 2020-02-22T22:03:50+00:00

I have no sympathy for idiots.

shitfren · 2020-02-22T22:40:30+00:00

Just buy the game with your own money goddamned.

Darth_Toenail · 2020-02-22T22:48:43+00:00

Meanwhile, the guy on the box cover is thinking "I fought for this?"

Throwthe8827 · 2020-02-22T22:28:06+00:00

Reminder that she will cheat without even considering him, but he can not play videogames AT GIS OWN HOME.

rocko20002 · 2020-02-22T22:37:07+00:00

(sigh) Where do I begin. On the one hand, it's pretty much a given that if you have a girlfriend you must give her some attention. You're better off just having a friends with benefits

On the other hand, since this is just overkill on her part, I'll take a page off of Sheldon Cooper and reverse Uno her with a relationship agreement of my own if I was him. I would put things like, you put your own toilet seat down, no taking more than 3 hours to get dressed, no going out to brunch, she better cook for me every second night, and not instant ramen, but an actual meal made from scratch, no Lifetime marathons, etc. Try that with any girl. Not only will she not sign, she will throw a tantrum and refer to you as "controlling and sexist" and will proceed to post it on social media so the world can manshame you.

DavidLoPan13 · 2020-02-22T22:50:25+00:00

God I wouldn't have the patience.

ncarolina66 · 2020-02-23T01:22:56+00:00

I would have written a contract for her to sign as well....

1- You will give me a blowjob anytime I ask you for one at home

2- You will be available for sex anytime I desire it.

3- You will not be a starfish in bed and will perform at a full 100% effort.

4- After said BJ or Fuck we will not cuddle or talk and I will then go back to playing my game.

5- If you break the above rules you can take your game and get the fuck out....

Smegma_Hitler_69 · 2020-02-22T23:13:34+00:00

Good thing the network features sucked for this game. I'm sure he didn't play it much once he discovered that anyway.

josepie2 · 2020-02-22T23:29:24+00:00

If he has to do all that that it should not be consodered a gift, these fucking bitches i tell u smh

TWM152 · 2020-02-23T01:22:00+00:00

Have you ever noticed that her crotch is all spread out as way to control his thought process. With that being said, I would've told her to kiss my ass and gtfo my house and don't come back ever again !.

licknsuckus · 2020-02-23T12:32:00+00:00

First I would give back the game, second I would buy my own game, third i would tell her to fuck off!

RottenMudguts · 2020-02-23T05:59:16+00:00

That's not a gift, it's a shit test

xpsyetrx · 2020-02-23T01:27:50+00:00

Simp

PhoenixAZisHot · 2020-02-24T08:11:29+00:00

Another Prince Harry

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-23T00:52:57+00:00

Hope he saved the receipt, and not for the game.

chuckutim · 2020-02-23T01:08:14+00:00

The only people that tell me what to do are my customers that I directly deal with in my business. This is because I'm being PAID by them. No way in hell am I going to deal with the second job of coming home to someone who has very little to offer other than her fishholes...

kazookat123 · 2020-02-23T01:37:40+00:00

I mean what happens if he doesn't follow them? I don't anything serious.

2020-02-23T06:48:07+00:00

Slavery!!!

Title	This Simp Signed This
Author	RealMrBehavior
Upvotes	113
Comments	21
Date	February 22, 2020 9:37 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/f7zalf/this_simp_signed_this/
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