This thinly-veiled advertisement for a PUA/self-help seminar which refers to MGTOWs as "resentful losers" is pretty funny

DangZagnut · 2017-06-30T01:53:53+00:00

I love these made up sales pitches. They're hilarious. But I take everything at face value.

For most of my life, I STRUGGLED with women. I had a girlfriend in college, but I was really jealous of her flirting with other guys, so of course… she dumped me.

Perhaps you should have used chloroform? That really slows their fighting down. So what you're saying is, you were the problem. Gotcha.

After her, I hated women. And then once I started dating again, I hated them even more.

It would have been easier, and you wouldn't be filled with hate, if you masturbated regularly and said, "Fuck it" and moved on with finding happiness in your life without sticking your dick in a diseased hole as your sole happiness in life. You aren't sounding like a man because all you care about is pussy. You sound pretty one dimensional and as interesting as a tampon.

I hated that they expected me to pay for dates. They demand equality, but come on, I’ve got to pay for everything?

No you don't. But you did anyway, so I'm sure this will come up, but you were the problem.

I hated that they seemed to go for jerks. I still remember when one girl I spent a bunch of money on told me that she couldn’t see me anymore because her ex was getting out of prison early.

Alright at this point I am pretty sure all this shit is made up. I mean, you're hitting so many bullet points? Maybe this happened. But I doubt you were hooking up with the kind of chicks with prisoner boyfriends. You must have been some gutter trash, which means you wouldn't have had all these problems.

You can't be both a simp, and still part of a community where you're dealing with people like this.

My Mom told me to “just be myself” which I tried to do, but that didn’t work. And my Dad didn’t have anything to say, because I haven’t talked to him since I was five years old

Your mom is a whore. That advice is stupid no matter who says it. besides, we've determined your life is completely dominated by women and you have no identity beyond this, so basically your mom said, "just be a simpering pussy!"

I played it off for a long time, and told my friends I had “a piece on the side,” but I’ll be honest, it really sucked.

Piece on the side of what? You weren't married. You were basically nothing. You can't say you have a side piece if you don't have a main piece. Do you have a sidecar and no motorcycle connected to it? I can see why you have problems.

Of course, this is all made up tropes grasping at straws. None of this even tracks.

1 – I Stopped Thinking That They Were All Money-Grubbers

You'd be pretty stupid then. Im sure there's a lottery winner in there somewhere, but she won't want you.

By the way, only real stupid ones outwardly say they want the 666, although they all do, many of them are smart enough to not be that blatant, they'll slowly grow on your like a fungus, not just smack you in the face with it. Trashy women do, but the smart ones slow play you. You know, "I'm not like other girls".

But I realized that there were a lot of women out there who were struggling to make it on their own, too.

That's where you come in retard. That's part of the bait they're slow playing. "Oh things are hard, but I'm making it on my own!" That's all first date shit, but they're feeling you out and gauging your reactions.

And heck, my Dad was a total deadbeat, and my Mom basically raised me on her own.

Raised by a single mother, instilled with anti-male mentality. Sure, you got it going on. You're so desperate to be "I'm not like my deadbeat dad! Really! Please accept me! Do you love me now surrogate for my mom I'm trying to impress!"

So one day on a first date, I said to a girl, “hey, why don’t we split this?” I was shocked when she said “ok.”

She saw a simp blue pill, read you correctly, and applied the appropriate "I'm not like other girls" routine. Well played. The lower IQ ones usually fall for this.

2 – I Realized That They ALL Don’t Want Bad Boy Jail Birds

Yeah I'm sure most don't. What sewer were you in before? I guess since you are making all this up it doesn't matter. You are correct, not all women have a jailhouse boyfriend. The kind that fuck drug dealers or gang members tend to. Are you dating Nazi chicks?

I still can’t explain why women go for guys who beat them, or leave them then come back, or cheat on them a bunch. Maybe it has to do with low self esteem or something, but I’m no psychologist.

I date those girls, for precisely the reasons you mentioned. They tend to be more obedient and respond to a beating with your belt.

But here’s what’s crazy. I realized that I had been attracted to the bad ones all along! I guess there’s something about “crazy” that’s exciting for me, but it sure wasn’t making me happy.

You weren't attractive to anyone in this fictional universe. They smelled a simp and sucked like a mosquito then left after you ran out of cash you moron. Next time get an escort so you can budget appropriately.

3 – I Realized That I Was Afraid Of Getting Hurt

Well you are a pussy according to your mother, and have nothing in your life but chasing women, its no surprise when you are hurt by your one and only dimension.

It didn’t help that I’d been on some MGTOW forums (well, it FELT like it did at the time, but I realized it was just a breeding ground for resentful losers who were holding each other back).

Yes, people trying to explain why you're a total fuckup and everything you do is stupid is bad advice. You apparently neither understand logic nor reason nor empirical evidence. You're not very intelligent.

Then one night after I fight, I thought “I’ll teach her” so I went to the strip club. Boy, she didn’t like that one!

Jesus dude, who's your target audience? You don't go to a strip club for revenge. What is wrong with you.

But she left me, and it really messed me up. I drank for a month, and then I realized that I had been the one messing things up.

have you considered some hobbies and not just worshipping stinky pussy? Jesus man, go play some video games, or maybe some pushups? Have you tried lifting heavy objects and holding picture frames? I mean, do anything. Sailing. Motorcycles. Carpentry. Education. Exercise. Focusing on your own fucking growth as a human being.

As he said, it’s pretty much the one thing you’ve got to understand about women to find the right ones, weed out the crazies, and get into a relationship with them.

And so the fantasy begins. Don't find yourself. Don't improve yourself. Don't live a fucking life with your face in the sun this tiny slice of time on Earth that you can. Keep chasing pussy that is old and tired and looking to settle down.

The first night of the seminar, I went out and met some cute girls. I used some questions he taught, and a few body language secrets, and I’ve got to say… the girls dug it. I took a few numbers home. The second night I went out and took a girl back to my hotel. Considering it was my first women in six months, I didn’t perform THAT bad lol…

I doubt you performed at all. And these girls were what? Post 29 I am guessing? And they found interest once you found wall chicks. Nothing wrong with that. You were at the right age to be easy prey. Just like before. Any 18 year olds? Hahaha. Of course not. You can't time travel stupid.

I followed the steps I’d learned from Christian, and just like always, she gave me her number in just a few minutes. Two hours and five messages later, we had a date set up. And five months later, I’m in an awesome, stable relationship with a girl who treats me like a king.

By Nick Wolney I'm just an ordinary dude that started dating the women of my dreams thanks to Christian's advice. Now I want to share my story with more guys, because I know they can do the same too.

Uh huh. I always shill for my friends. So you got a burned out chick who decided to settle with your dumb ass. And she also read you like a fucking book and decided, "Well, I'm done fucking, time to cash out" and now is all about emotional stability which is another protocol and technique. I'm sure you won't in any way end up paying for it. You certainly stopped evolving as a man, if we call you a man, once a woman said "sure".

Also, what kind of woman is she, that she can be so manipulated with a couple questions in line at Starbucks? "What's your name, what's your sign?" "Please here's my number, fuck me my king".

You're stupid and being played like a simp.

But of course, this is all to sell some bullshit, lets see what this bullshit is.

lets see. A video. Only applies to men. No women. Gotcha.

Claims to speak to sold out audiences. I'm sure. Named Christian, just like Christian grey, from Fifty Shades of Grey. Lets' see. Bunch of cartoons restating what "Nick" said, blah blah. Apparently can only accept cash and checks. How surprising. Pay pal not up yet. Wonder why. PayPal is pretty easy. letting you know your credit card is super secure. You will have a girlfriend in 6 weeks or less...

No price information. So let's just say the course is $1,000,000 that sounds about right. I'm sure fulfilled out of Liberia or some other location.

Naturally you gotta target MGTOW, they still believe that everyone here is here because they can't get laid.

Standard Mantra. You're MGTOW because you can't get laid because you're a blue pill mangina whatever, all virgins, pretending to run away. You are using MGTOW as an excuse to claim its a lifestyle choice, rather than your personal failings, you all desperately want to get married but you're too pathetic to get a quality girl. Is that about right?

RogerBateman · 2017-06-30T01:03:50+00:00

That is so awesome that he car es about me. You think he'd lend me $100?

ghost_Rogue · 2017-06-30T06:33:26+00:00

I don't want to learn any more weird secrets Professor Cuck. I just want to be myself, be a good person, and not have to worry about what to do and say to girls. You go and do that though, and tell yourself it's your dream woman. Even though according to yourself she wouldn't have been with you if you were simply yourself, sans 'weird secret'. Sounds like a really healthy and perfect relationship to me, good luck Professor Cuck!

Marque01 · 2017-06-30T01:06:56+00:00

That's funny. I don't feel like a resentful loser. YOU guys had better stop holding me back!

mentalidade_logica · 2017-06-30T01:14:03+00:00

Which one is a looser:

1) one who caters to himself?

or

2) one who has to cater to another?

DWShimoda · 2017-06-30T02:10:07+00:00

thinly-veiled advertisement for a PUA/self-help seminar

Which follows the SAME OLD "formula" of all "expert" scheme/scam artists -- doesn't matter whether they're selling you "stock market tips" or "financial advice" or "PUA/Game skillz" or, well whatever...

It's always this simple little "secret"

Which you can ONLY learn IF you attend their seminar, subscribe to their newsletter, etc etc etc.

It's all bullshit...

How do I know it's bullshit? Well first of all, when it comes to the "stock market/financial/business" stuff... if they were REALLY any good at it, if they had REALLY found "the Secret"...

Then they'd be OUT & ABOUT DOING *THAT* rather than pounding the pavements & airwaves pitching their $X00 "premium seminars" and continually trying to sell suckers on some $X0 per month/year paid "newsletter" (etc).

Because that crap is "pocket change" -- it only becomes worthwhile IF AND WHEN they can get some significant NUMBER of suckers to pay...

And they WOULD NOT actually TEACH the purported "super simple 'silver bullet' magic SECRET" (if they even had one, which they don't), because if they did... well then everyone who attended or subscribed would (after attending said seminar, reading issue #1 of the newsletter) be able to FREELY share it with everyone else.

Meaning they'd never achieve the numbers that would make continuing any of the seminars/newsletters possible, much less would it make them profitable.

Ergo all they do is engage in pandering and ego-stroking, hints and promotions of people needing "faith" and "confidence" (or meditating and tapping into their inner-psychic/cosmic-energy) etc... so that they can SHIFT THE BLAME FOR FAILURE (i.e. you're not TRYING hard enough, etc) and thus keep the SUCKERS coming back for more... (what's better than a "sucker" for a client? A "repeat-sucker" who keeps coming back again and again... and/or pays on the installment/subscription plan. It's ALL about CASH-FLOW, keeping the cash flowing from YOU to THEM.)

hollybegin · 2017-06-30T06:06:23+00:00

“Here’s The One Thing You Need To Understand About Women…”

I'm good but thanks! Now please go away.

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Title	This thinly-veiled advertisement for a PUA/self-help seminar which refers to MGTOWs as "resentful losers" is pretty funny
Author	dumb_intj
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Date	June 30, 2017 12:57 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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