Recently, we've seen an increase in thot production and a decrease in thot quality. This means more thots running amok and less work being done. Well, we need to curtail this problem. Our statisticians have compiled data from the last fiscal year and we have seen a steady decline in thot quality, reaching as much as -24.8% in November. That brought us to a fiscal year net of -15.9% thot index. This needs to turn around.

One of the problem areas we will address is our thot control department. We are in the process of overhauling the entire department, including terminations of current thot control officers. We will be hiring 5 new thot control officers to start in April, just in time for the onset of thot season. Because you know as well as I do, thots sprout in May and are at peak thottery in the summer months.

The position requires EXTENSIVE thot experience, and we prefer candidates with at least 2 years of residential or commerical thot quality control experience. We are seeking internal applicants as well as those with at least a Bachelor's of Thot Science. Applicants with degrees from any State School of Thot will be promptly ignored. Felons welcome. No feminists or boycunts.