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[–][deleted] 49 points50 points51 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
this post/meme made my day, i'm sorry I can't upvote this more than one time
[–]Nestroit1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would love to the reaction of the woman.
[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good thing I am already sitting on the toilet, otherwise I would have shit my pants.
[–]JohnWicksSpentBrass17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is excellent. Got a nice audible chuckle out of this one.
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[–]Fallen_Angiel7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isn't that called rape?
[–]wasdytheloser1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah yes i sure miss when i could rape my wife
[–]brihilton160 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a shame that, even then, your virgin ass still wouldn't be getting oral
[–]Pineapple3600 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha rape good.
[–]spaceman_spliff7775 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s funny.... and true.....
Fact is, gentlemen, sex in general becomes a lot more.... generic... as time goes by in your marriage.
This is why people cheat. If you want to see a great movie that showcases how shitty it gets, watch “City Slickers.” When i was a kid I thought it was a comedy. Now I realize it’s a tragedy.
[–]Thermotastic2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or just move in with her...
[–]MoneyOverHoes33 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I had one of the wierdest conversations a year back with someone I know. He asked me if I was going to get married and I told him “hell no, never” and that it would be “one of the worst decisions of all time”.
He then warned me profusely that “you would go crazy then, that’s what happens to people who don’t have sex!”, not realizing that marriage is the number one way to NOT have sex. It was like the guy was from another dimension, not living in reality.
Finally I was able to convince him that it would be OK as long as I find something else to do and some other use for my energy.
[–]LotBuilder0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have roughly 800% more sex post divorce than while married while spending 800% less time and money on women than when I was married.
[–]vector56333 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Epic!!!!!
[–]konkerhand2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus Christ, inceldom and boomer humor combined, i didnt know i would ever see something as stupid as this shit.
[–]jdub25721 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's two in the house that won't sux
[–]djinn2219891 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
IncelTears is frothing in its mouth over this post. Head over there for a chuckle.
[–]julius_pepperwood10 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
funny stuff but they’re mostly crying about that one comment.
[–]TheTullyman420680 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rekt m8
[–]kayfab-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some women have no talent what so ever did i mention my ex ahaha she could not SUCK to save her life
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