top comment over on r/advice animals post. the post was about a guy who said his wife offered to fuck him that night and he was sure he would say something to cockblock himself before then. this is the #1 rated first posted comment. fuck, the truth is bright as day

"Mine told me two days ago that she wanted to have sex. That night I eagerly take a shower and climb into bed. I start rubbing her. She says stop. I’m tired. I said but I thought... she said if I promise I’ll do it tomorrow will you let me sleep? I guess but tomorrow your family is visiting and staying the night. She said since when has that stopped us. So the next night we’re in bed and she’s only wearing a thong. I start rubbing her again and she says stop. My family is here and they might hear us, I didn’t know they would still be up. Then she says that she’s more of a morning person anyways. So we wake up at 7:30 am and she says oh shoot, I gotta get up and make breakfast for everyone. Now I’m lying in bed and texting her and she says she is wiped from today and just wants to relax and watch tv. I am getting the feeling she’s avoiding me now. Which is pretty normal except this time she had verbally said she wanted it."