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[–]MXRNate7771 points72 points73 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then he is a damn fool for allowing himself to get tricked into husband status. This is basically a confession to cheating.
“My husband doesn’t like it when other men try to penetrate me. He hates it when I let them.”
[–]DisinfectantSolution 35 points36 points37 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it's important for women to be free to do all the degenerate shit they want. How else will you come to your senses and realize you're feeding a whore.
[–]IronMeltsinmyHands11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, we are done. This is the last generation of humans. Next is the apocalypse.
[–]sanasigma2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just like stupid men, stupid women exists too.
[–]IronMeltsinmyHands0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If intellect were a food, stupidity would be a staple for women.
[–]Stahlboden8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So brave!
[–]eldritch_dude 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"but he cant do anything about it since physical violence is banned teehee I still want a violent badboy but I'll have to manipulate some other guy into doing it w/ my rancid vagina juice because I'm a disgusting whore teehee!"
[–]badaboomxx3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If that is what she does in front of him, just imagine what happens when he is not around.
[–]wildfireboat1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My husband doesn't like it when other guys try to hit on me.
A wife bragging to her husband about guys hitting on her is a mental abuser.
He hates it when I flirt back.
A wife bragging to her husband about flirting with guys is a mental abuser.
[+]Swan_in_a_Cage -16 points-15 points-14 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Be me. Super alpha in wal-mart
Ask some thot I knew didn't work there where the comforters were
Got reel close
Breathed on her
She gets super horny and grabs me
Says 'my boyfriend is outside waiting but I want you to squeeze me'
Notice her purple rings around her eyes and realize I hit on an addict. Been a while since I used a cart as a vehicle. Came in handy.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what other made up shit happened then?
[–]ApeGoesBananas5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The thot's name? Albert Einstein.
[–]searangex 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You're getting downvoted but I want to thank you for your shitpost. 9/10 made me chuckle
[–]Swan_in_a_Cage 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll take one for the team.
[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love the image of some Hercules-lookin' motherfucker flying down the isles in a shopping cart with a meth-zombie giving chase.
What adventures we have on this sub.
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