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[–]Megitgud53 points54 points55 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hmmm so they are objects after all.
[–]freedomcomesfromwith1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A bit ambitious to say 'table', don't you think? If we compare them to objects, I would say 'empty shoebox' or 'slightly used toothpick'.
[–]SammySilver0931 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I dont think women realize that most of them are terrible at sex, its just that men don't complain or throw it in their face.
If a guy has sex with you once and never calls back, its probably because your sex is trash. If your pussy was made of gold like you claim, why wouldn't a man keep coming back?
Remeber this ladies, my hand can do the same thing that your most valuable tool can do. Maybe a little self awareness and humility might help you.
[–]1500minus1211 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Most women don't even know how bad their pussy smells either.
[–]bieberblows6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Most of the girls I've been with literally smelled like an armpit down there.....
[–]1500minus125 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Think how much cum has fermented in them. And the bacteria. Yikes
[–]CopiusMaximus1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fortunately I only went down on 2 girls ever. First girl I didn't like it and her pussy looked disgusting. The 2nd girl I couldn't get enough of it. It was so magical. It looked perfectly smooth and neither smelled or tasted bad.
So many times this. Matter of the fact is that most women don't know what they are doing. The men does everything, while she just lays there.
A guy doesn't complain when if he nuts. Doesn't matter how he archieved it. The girl can just lay there and "be good" at sex. Guy will never complain.
Meanwhile you have to read their mind, know what gets them off, different positions, dominance, be good with your tongue etc..
The only time they need to do something is when they are on top, and even then they often times just stare at you and don't know what to do - which also results in you again doing everything even in supposedly THEIR position.
[–]NickTesla201821 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"She" can't get enough of Chad / Tyrone. For the billionth time, they will not settle down with you.
In most of my relationships, the women only brought 'tang and drama. And most of the time, the 'tang wasn't worth it.
[–]silly_birb6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because women get with normie only to heal from chad's abuse.
The moment they are healed you get cheated, just like all those women fucking their ex chad and they were the ones contacting him "pls fuck me again and abuse me! My pussy is trained like that!"
[–]liaizon14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"the men with options who have bad characteristics I choose to rearrange my guts and get me pregnant only bring dick and abuse to the table while I bring nothing but pussy and problems, but think I bring the table because my ego is the size of the sun."
while simultaneously seeing all the good men as subhuman servants or creepers.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Can someone explain me this idea of them "being" the table? I never understood that retort ...
To me a table has a function, it's a very practical thing. You on the other hand are USELESS... so please stop disrespecting tables. They have way more functionality then you. They can carry HEAVY things and they are STABLE.
Unless they mean "being" the table with something else that I'm missing?
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[–]1500minus126 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder why an obese black woman is struggling to find men. Hmmmm
[–]bieberblows7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They can't be the table. Tables don't have their legs in the air....
They are more like the chairs. Anyone can use them and they have multiple occupants every day.
[–]OriginalGreedy2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She couldn't even structure her argument properly, she used relationship instead of table.
[–]Mutoniumortalis0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Instead of v*
[–]Throwaway321way1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah... down on all fours 😂
[–]bfte21 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We... the tables!....
[–]evergreen351 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They date psychopaths and then complain about being abused. But we all know how a woman will treat you if you are nice to her.
[–]MandalorianFree1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Light it on fire like the witch trials
[–]ppkoto70 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only one can be the table. https://youtu.be/adyC404_gEk
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