Yesterday my friend told me he had a craving for a specific dish. After work I happened to see it while doing shopping, and I bought some for me and him.

Go back to work and surprise him. As we are sitting down to eat in walks female coworker. Literally runs over to see what we are eating and invites herself.

Normally I would tell anybody who does this to just f-off. Being a grumpy old arsehole, but I am already on thin ice with the female mafia at work, so I just smiled and watched her pig out and eat almost everything.

My job is worth it. I am paid 4 times the national average annual salary for 20 hours a week. Sometimes keeping your mouth shut and smiling is the better option. Say nothing, then there is nothing.