I cook well, I keep my apartment clean , I have all my bills paid, and am saving around 1000 per month for a home at some point. When I'm not working, I keep myself entertained by exercising, playing my guitar, video games, and writing.

You can't cook, won't clean, and have no hobbies that don't involve painting your face. Your idea of "spending time together" is sitting and watching television. You make every excuse to not exercise or tap out as soon as it gets hard, as a result you don't even have an attractive body to offer me.

So tell me, what do you bring to the table?

How would my life be better with you in it?

And please, don't objectify yourself, you're more than just a wet hole... Aren't you?