What does “shit test” mean?

DangZagnut · 2019-05-26T18:29:58+00:00

Just bullshit games women play to ascertain your personality. It can be anything, starting a fight in a bar for you to deal with to see what will happen.

“Forgetting” her money at dinner to see if you’ll pay, playing Jelousy games. Ignoring your texts to see if you’re a simp, bitching about trivialities to see how you’ll react.

Primarily used by women who say they aren’t into “games” or “drama”.

RedPilledSimp · 2019-05-26T19:20:58+00:00

IMO the shittests are in fact the darkest female psyche imaginable. It's a red pill of which I was in denial the longest time. But I had to admit they are there. Thinking of it more and from a "helicopter POV" I partially get why women are doing it. It's them testing if you are a good provider for them. A few examples are already posted in the thread. IMO there are 2 problems. 1 I genuinely believe that women aren't even aware they are putting out shit tests because of their "wiring" and 2 combined with 1 they totally don't know when to stop it and draw the conclusion "hey, best chances are I have hooked the best possible man for me available" and keep doing it until things explode.

As for your question "how do I get free?" For me the answer is acknowledge women do it and use this weapon against them. Failing shit tests whenever it suits you. For me I'm actually doing the same things as I did in my blue pilled days in order to keep them away from me as far as possible regarding """romance""" Where I previously thought I would get into their pants by being the nice guy, now I know I won't. And I don't want that anymore: filthy STD riddled acid ditches... I'll happily let that to Chad and Tyrone. So I still treat them as a "gentleman." Opening up the doors for them, seating them, giving them their coats. I know that'll disgust them and I'm happy to oblige. Also I dress as shabby as possible, barely passing for decent. Why? because of the RP knowledge I have now. Blue actually made me dodge a full metal jacket and I intent to keep it that way. I know I quite easily pass the triple 6 requirement. Yes, that six pack needs a fucking lot of attention but I can't be arsed to meet that. Though by far a superstar level (which isn't good enough anyway) I know I'm the "jackpot" to 80-90% of female humanity. So by all means: let them believe I'm a push over simp, which isn't worthy of their attention at all. The rejection of my behavior in my simp period is a blessing in disguise. So I happily fail their idiotic shit tests over and over and LMFAO about their imbecile arrogance and let them be Chad/ Tyrone's problem for eternity. Only exception: I do pass the shit tests when they are on a professional level and non-sexual. I'll verbally beat them into their place and they'll crawl for me on said levels. Thus creating a win-win. They believe I'm a total loser simp between the sheets and I'm an ace in my work. Letting women go through hell and back to serve me on a professional level.

tl;dr. Shit tests are the main tool to make yourself benefit from women, using their own strength "against" them.

Elkukuy13 · 2019-05-26T18:40:07+00:00

Avoid shit test, don’t play the game!

backdoorinvestor · 2019-05-26T19:00:02+00:00

When shit tested.. ignore or agree and amplify

sadyoungcardinal · 2019-05-26T19:16:23+00:00

anything a woman does that isnt spreading those meat flaps.

smokeythecat420 · 2019-05-26T19:06:54+00:00

Remember the CH golden rules for responding to shit tests:

-don’t get defensive -don’t play into her frame -do turn it back on her

plukmuckyuk · 2019-05-27T09:39:26+00:00

It's when women mentally fuck with you to test if you are manly enough (by her personal judgement, whatever that may entail). It's an instinct they have that they can't do away with. It is programmed into them to make sure their man is tough so they and their kids can survive. I'm not defending it because it's fucking awful for the enjoyment and stability of a relationship I'm just telling it like it is. I hate it with a passion because you have to act like you're their father and discipline them like children. It's embarrassing for all involved.

Differentiator_ · 2019-05-27T20:50:12+00:00

"Shit tests" is a PUA thing they invented to validate themselves.

They want validation as "seducers" so they assume female shitty behavior as a "test"

Title	What does “shit test” mean?
Author	plukmuckyuk
Upvotes	8
Comments	13
Date	May 26, 2019 6:26 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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