Had a crush back in Senior year of high school. She was the best looking girl I'd ever seen. Asked her out, and she humiliated me for the attempt and made me a laughingstock in front of her peers and mine.

Fast forward a little over a decade later, last night, I ran into her at the airport...

BHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!

SHE'S FAT AS FUCK BOI. She looks like she got hit by a damn semi-truck!!!!

I didn't realize we had two moons in the sky!!!!! HOLY FUCK. And she even got three little minions following her if you know what I mean. No dad in sight. Absolutely appalling!!

A-motherfucking-WALT. TIL THE DAY I DIE BABY

Sorry for the random post; the revenge is just too sweet!