Recently at a job I just started, a rumor was going around that I hit on a woman co worker. Not only was it completely untrue, but It was someone I thought we were entirely cool with each other. "One of the good ones" so to speak. I've been tore up about it all day. Blood pressure through the roof. I am the only male in the office, of the remaining are all women.

D.T.A.O.T.

Don't trust any of them. Point blank, period. Do not trust any woman in the work place. Do not joke with them. Do not ask them about their day. Keep it strictly news and weather. If I decide to stay I'm going to be a fucking zombie. Walking right past any of them, saying nothing. I'm the funny guy, the guy that lightens the mood. No more. Not at work.