This is not a joke.

As a part of my own personal quest to self actualization, experience has shown me that there is not greater power on Earth then man, and the way that he stewards his resources. As a gifted teacher and experience Capitalist I have looked into the world around me and realized that I have what many are seeking, but are afraid to pursue loudly.

I am starting a church that subscribes to Capitalist religious ideologies. To be clear the religion is "Capitalism." To be clear this is not a political organization in any way whatsoever. This is a religion members will realize their God given abilities to create, subdue, and prosper. Members will worship God with their lives by exhibiting greater abilities to prove these truths. Members will be taught how to dramatically increase their spiritual wealth, self-control and wisdom. They will use their spiritual wealth to become financially wealthy.

The book of Proverbs written by King Solomon is our highest text. It advocates for self-control and wisdom, unto great wealth. The church will focus on improving the financial well-being of its members by implementing and leading educational and investment programs.

Anyone who reads Proverbs will realize that our text advocates for morality and lawfulness. This is not a scheme, scam, or money hustle. This is a religion. Everything done will be lawful, truthful, and forthright. The church will own no for profit businesses or ask members to contribute slave labor in any way. Bringing members together who possess the desire to see a REAL harvest, and who have significant spiritual wealth, provides each member with a community of believers who can lighten the load and diminish individual risk, unto great financial gains.

As humans we all have the ability to create, subdue, and prosper. This is not a church that seeks to simply inspire, but to provide its members with tools and accountability, based on commonly accepted investment principles, to alleviate their own poverty and accomplish considerable wealth. Members will be taught the value of self-control and wisdom and will be encouraged to apply this spiritual wealth to the attainment of financial wealth.

Many religious organizations have altruistic missions that exist in spoken and written words alone. Capitalism provides a means for men to learn the path to wealth, become wealthy, and bless whoever they choose with their resources.

At this stage I will need men who have an understanding of accounting, law, marketing, and real estate to serve as founders and overseers for the official Church. Men who possess degrees, certifications and experience in accounting, law, marketing, business, real estate are preferred. To qualify you will have to possess 1) a sincere passion for realizing real financial returns and 2) a sincere passion for building an organization that develops the self-control and wisdom (spiritual wealth), and financial portfolios of its members and 3) a sincere desire to continually pursue higher levels of spiritual and financial wealth for yourself.

If you are interested, message me.