Bare with me here mates. I have not subscribed to the holiday in years. It's always been miserable for me. Decided just today that I'll be spending my Valentine's Day with my true love: My bicycle.

My bike is my transport and my hobby. It's what I'm using to replace women and all of society. I was thinking of loading it up with my touring gear and just going on an adventure for the day, while everyone around me scrambles for sex and reassurance.

What do you guys think of the "holiday" and do any of you have any plans like mine? I know it may sound weird af to take my bike on a date, but it gets me off the grid and away from all the mushy shit that's bound to be floating around on that day.

Thoughts, gents?