Be a woman. Be stupid and make stupid life decisions. Smuggle 20kg of marijuana around the globe. Get caught in Germany. Get sentenced to a 2 year SUSPENDED prison sentence.

Now try this as a man...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14976501/British-drugs-mule-avoids-jail-Germany-caught-marijuana-suitcase-Thailand.html

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