I'm looking for recommendations for paternity testing companies in the US, and best practices for keeping the test a secret for the time being. I have a personal wish list below but feel free to share recommendations that don't fit my list below.

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For me, if the result is a match then hopefully no one will ever know I had the test done. Honestly, keeping it secret is my biggest concern. Any recommendations are welcome, but here's my wish list (I realize some or all of these may be impossible to find):

1) Anonymous. Do I really have to give them my name? Can't I just give them the samples, pay, and who cares who I am?

2) Get the results online. Why deal with the mail when we have the Internet? Less paper = fewer loose ends.

3) Won't contact me later for any reason (e.g., trying to sell me things), since that could reveal that the test was done.

Thanks!