https://archive.is/GTGWY

A friend posted this greatness in response to someone else sharing the article on Facebook (Edit: this is a satire btw guys):

The most important piece I've drawn from this is that men really do need to give more than they receive. I mean, they are after-all the oppressive force in our hugely patriarchal society. They really owe it to society.

Men also need to man up and stop killing themselves at rates over 3x the amount that women do. Bunch of pansies. Why can't they deal with their problems without putting a bullet through their brain? The problems men go through as a group such as being 2x more likely to be the victim of aggravated assault, over 3x more likely to be murdered, and almost 2x more likely to be robbed are just so minuscule that I'm not sure why men can't just suck it up.

I mean, no man was ever even raped until 2013 according to the Department of Justice. The whiners who want to make up excuses for why men don't just man up and save the world already are trying to do stuff like classify men who were forcibly (or even "non-consensually", cause some men apparently don't admit to liking it) blessed with having their man-parts enveloped as rape victims.

If they have their way, what they call "male rape victims" would trivialize what female rape victims went through. Even worse, according to surveys done by the CDC, a large proportion of all "male-rapers" would be women.

Luckily the damage these whiners will do to women accused of "male rape" will be somewhat mitigated, as women are still on average twice as likely to avoid incarceration if convicted, and even if they are convicted they receive much shorter sentences for the same crime.