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[–]BlistersOnMyAsshole 50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What a fucking weird message lol
[–]Trimere 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hello, you commented on weird message.
[–]Galor_pvp 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ArthurHaroldKaneJnr 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hello, you weirdly commented on a message.
[–]MrKreeper2137 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]himalayanboot 31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
So I see you posted on Reddit...
[–]ohgeebus_notagain 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ok?
[–]JustGarate 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah
[–]Rudas93 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Guess your not the social type...
[–]socomalol 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry about that
[–]Daddir 49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wow, that’s so “basic” and “typical” on her part. “Hi, I got your attention so now entertain me and stroke my ego”
[–]Inferuz 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
i take it she's trying to offer him a job or sth if he commented on "r/unemployted" or wahtever
[–]Daddir 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not really getting that vibe as she slid into his/her dms about a comment about the unemployMENT rate, either way she was just being lazy as she could’ve added why his/her comment made feel the need to send her dm (imo).
[–]Goldinvestor1684 29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
OP is not the time wasting type
[–]mickeybuilds[S] 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lol- I'll waste time, but it was the implication that I wasn't social that set me off. I initially thought she had a comment about unemployment, but then it was apparent that she expected me to stroke her ego and carry a conversation like I was supposed to court her. I didn't oblige and all of the sudden I'm anti-social because of it. She can fuck right off with that. But, I have a feeling that this isn't over and I intend to waste more time until it is.
[–]JediNinjaWizard 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"WTF do you want" killed me. Cut straight through that bullshit.
[–]lekaratekid 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
To be faaair she seems boring. Sex would probably boring too! Ain't got no time for dull bitches. Lmao
[–]JediNinjaWizard 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
2Bfayre
[–]IWearBones138 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess you're not the normal type
[–]Pingayaso 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not even a female,.
[–]8BallSlap 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Can't ppd a bot.
[–]mickeybuilds[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
ppd?
[–]8BallSlap 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
pussy pass deny
[–]khmerchinaman 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She seemed like a nice girl.
[–]stillstuckinthesim22 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
I hate these types of people. All they think about is “sex sex sex sex when can I have sex”
[–]dm-me-big-bobs 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where was sex implied lol, you are unironically being that guy right now turning this into sex sex sex
[–]RealBruhMoments 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same type of people who go on r/AskReddit and say " Reddit when did do the sexity sex sex and what the sexity sex sex?"
[+]SpookyGeneralJimbo -19 points-18 points-17 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Both of you is assholes this convo is dumb
[–]angelsklutch 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You should post some of your totally dank convos to give us lame ass plebs something juicy to read
[+]SpookyGeneralJimbo -6 points-5 points-4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd bore you to sleep.
[–]mickeybuilds[S] 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I agree with everything you said. And, also, go fuck yourself.
[–]SpookyGeneralJimbo 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
[–]mickeybuilds[S] 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ah, the Schrödinger's Dick paradox. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Had I know I was dealing with an aristocrat such as yourself, I would have never cast my initial aspersions. Please accept my heartfelt apology and undo this scientific homosexuality curse you've injected into my third eye.
[–]PollutionRealistic 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
top comment
[–]Vestolord -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Little blunt answers but you gotta point lol
[+]DarkJGV -17 points-16 points-15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
To be honest you were rude af too
[–]mickeybuilds[S] 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't deny this accusation. However, I don't think I was rude for no reason.
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