Growing up I was always a little bitch, plain and simple. WARNING: this post is a lot of text with little payoff. Just sayin'.

Looking back on my last relationship (which lasted three years) I realize how much of a beta bitch I was. I won't go into details on that, but I wanted to share how I approach situations with women nowadays. I would appreciate some support or tips because I don't read too much on here but I have read some and will continue to do so.

Recently someone made a post about how women hate boredom, so I took this to heart. I have this girl I was dating casually (by dating I mean trying to bang) and I was taking things slow. I decided to change my attitude and adjust to this one guys post. He said attack boredom and just have fun. So that's what I have been doing.

When there is an awkward silence I'll just say something stupid. "Your nose is a little to big I think" and then I'll tap it. She'll chuckle a bit and then I'll pull her ear and say "we need to go somewhere where we can have more fun, so finish your coffee or I'll get pissed". She'll answer with some shit about how I can't just rush her and push her around and I'll say something like, "oh yea? I'm twice your size, watch me push you around". We go home at some point and she doesn't want to bang for some reason. The reason being my dad is in the house, so I eliminate the reason and take her into a room and lock her in with me, "now you're mine baby" and softly push her head down to my crotch after which a hearty blowjob begins.

She is just eating this up. It's amazing. I just don't care about what happens, I'm so focused on having fun and messing with her that I give off some kind of fun vibe.

I've applied this to clubbing as well. What really has worked for me is going with a female friend (who I'm currently banging) and just dancing and having fun with her. Again, I poke fun at her constantly, saying she's short and what not. I did this recently and when she went to the bathroom one of her friends ran up to me and GRABBED MY HAND and asked me to dance with her. Wtf? I looked around and realized everyone was on their phones and the Males in the club were either so serious and just standing there or on their phones. I was 1 of 10 guys who were engaging women and having fun. I danced with this chick for 2 minutes and then thanked her and walked away, found my girl friend and started making out with here in a dark part of the club.

K so that's it, please don't bash me too hard if there's anything stupid here.