Shout out to /user/TRPSubmitter for the idea.

In brief, took a girl to the roof of a massive hotel downtown to have sex with her. The entire time she tells me how crazy it is and loves it. Tells all of her friends about it the next morning. Doesn't mind that some nice clothes were ruined.

Gentlemen, the next time you have sex with a women, do it somewhere she's never had sex before!