http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/14-reasons-guy-best-friend-better-boyfriend/974585/

Disclaimer: the article at the above URI may cause cancer

A chick posted this nonsense on Facebook, and was ridiculous enough to post it here. It describes all the benefits of having a guy best friend as a girl. To help you guys understand what the author is talking about, I have translated the titles of the different sections here:

He’s in it for the long haul.

He is so beta that he will orbit you indefinitely. Like the moon.

He’ll honestly tell you what that dress looks like on you.

He'll lie to you about how that dress looks on you, but you won't care because he means nothing to you.

You can order whatever you want at dinner.

You can eat like a fucking cow in front of him because he means nothing to you.

You can be disgusting in front of him.

You can test the limits of his beta-ness.

He genuinely likes you for your awesome personality.

You must have an awesome personality, because he definitely isn't interested in fucking you... Cough

You don’t have to force anything.

You can let the orbiter deal with the shit you do that he hates.

No need to engage in the world’s dumbest texting conversations.

He'll text you, but you can ignore them.

You don’t have to worry about annoying him.

He'll just keep orbiting no matter what.

You don’t have to buy him gifts for random bullsh*t holidays.

You don't have to spend any money on him, ever.

You can take him home to your parents without it being a big deal.

Your parents will think he's gay.

He listens.

He appears to listen.

He brings no drama into your life.

You have nothing at stake.

You really can just watch a movie with him.

Too beta to make a move.

You never have to feel self-conscious about your body.

Too beta to tell you to hit the stair master. He'll never get to third base, so I can go natural.

Edit: "steak"