So there are plenty of fish in the sea. Whores in the sea. Yadda, yadda, there are only a few true ones. Here's the story about a whore I didn't even have to be in a relationship with to find out.

Fish I'm interested in always mentions that I live in a dorm alone

Always pokin her ass out and looking at me

Take it as a sign she's interested

Text her saying if she's lookin for a relationship

Says she just got out of one and won't be for a while

2 weeks later I drunk text saying I'll probably be moving later in the year, when I wont

A few weeks later, I text her if she wants to hang out this weekend

She responds "I'm not interested in anything right now" even though earlier in the day she was trying to go to my dorm

Text her "just letting you know I won't be after NY though" (I won't be interested)

She responds "moving?"

I checkmate her.

Tl;dr We are going back to our hometown in a week, and her boyfriend will be there, she lies about not being in a relationship with me.

Hoes will be hoes, use this New Year's Eve to spot them out. Use it as your advantage.