• There once was a pretender named GLO.
  • Huge, muscular men he claimed not to …….blow
  • While sniffing on jocks, shooting up Roids
  • He only fantasized about their…………..socks.
  • Although short of stature, and cursed down there
  • He said I’m an alpha, and the ladies don’t care
  • But he’d only date an azn girl with a small hiney
  • Because you know, his pecker was tiny
  • Claiming to be the fittest weight lifter
  • His interviews always had quite an um, err err.
  • Though he had never seen a Dentist.
  • He told betas and omegas he was the bestest.
  • Stuttering, fugly, no sense of fashion
  • But quite convinced that he was so Dashing
  • Pied Pieper of Red Pill, but growing forlorn of hair
  • no Rogaine would help his scalp be less bare
  • When not putting down MRAs, or MGTOWs
  • He’d call them faggots, like his mother, a sow