[FR] Picking up a Stripper

datG35tho · 2015-12-23T21:09:35+00:00

Goddamn, you got a strippers phone number? Wow. How the hell do you do it?

This is the guy who spends money at strip clubs to not get sex. This is 99% of strip club regulars -- "omfg, a girl whose income depends on flirting with guys is flirting with me! She must really like me!"

This is so fucking autistic it's depressing. Getting the number of a civilian woman at a bar is harder than getting a stripper's number. They give their burner number to every John that comes in there who looks like they have a dollar on them, true story.

Rasalom72 · 2015-12-23T20:26:55+00:00

I would assume that you are attractive. (at least to her)

So she gave you a shot, and you took it.

It went well because you followed the two most important rules.

1) Be attractive. 2) Don't be unattractive.

WhiteKnightFgt · 2015-12-23T20:28:24+00:00

Interesting. Hard to tell if she's gaming you as a provider or she's genuinely interested. You had the correct inclination to assume she was trying to garner tips. Been there, done that. Don't ever drop that mindset with strippers.

Maybe give us an update as to how things play out.

GrandmasterHurricane · 2015-12-23T20:33:25+00:00

Yes but did you smash? If no then this isn't a success at all. Any schmuck can get the number.

DoubleTappp · 2015-12-23T21:57:46+00:00

The shit test was when she said "google my name". You failed that one. There were a number of much better responses then your "ok" to give here.

Maaayyybe I am misreading the situation, but I am willing to bet the next time you speak/email/text her it is going to consist of her asking you to come watch her dance next time.

Best of luck with it thought.

Suravira · 2015-12-23T20:47:46+00:00

Good FR OP.

Me: Mary? You can choose any name you want and you settled on Mary? That's boring.

This was a brilliant line OP, 10/10.

and she was quite excited to hear from me

And it's only half the battle OP, be sure to keep us posted, remember gotta meet her in real life so you're not just a validation machine. Plate worthy, but nothing more and don't forget it.

Title	[FR] Picking up a Stripper
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Upvotes	4
Comments	8
Date	December 23, 2015 8:19 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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