Come closer. Closer.... So much to tell you, so little time. I went out with one of my stable girls last night and her friend. This isnt my usual stable girl. She is my main pony, older, and pays for things better than the 50/50. Her and her friend wanted to go to a club of her choice last night. Sure, i indulge. We get turned away as they are having an event. Cue my annoyedness that i text one of my promoter friends. Head to a hotspot club and he immidietly gets us in! Great. He also sits us down at a table and gives us a free bottle! Sweet, promoters often get free tables, and when i hit this buddy up, im usually with a bunch of girls and we usually get to kick it at his table or he gives me one.

Cue lame night of my girls acting spoiled and me enjoying my free table! During the night i run into the girl i was eying all night and exchange numbers (we have plans for brunch at 1pm, ill keep you posted). But me and the two girls have a full bottle between the 3 of us and proceed to get shitfaced at hotspot hollywood club with great DJ. Great times was had by me. In cabride home my girl proceeds to get pouty and arguy. I fudged and argued back with her a little. When we get home i do not let them in and lock them behind the gate of my house (they were already out of control drunk and yelling, there was not salvaging or reasoning at this point).

The two girls screamed and were drunk about who the fuck knows what, and demanded their stuff. I happily obliged and passed her little dog and the rest of her shit across the gate. In tears, this drunkass girl was still on the phone with the police. They came to my house and i was happily in bed while they flashed their flashlights and rang my doorbell. (i want to take the chance to reiterate i did NOTHING wrong - these girls were just shitfaced) Me not reacting really got their rise. I happily went to sleep while they rang my doorbell and im stoked to take the girl i had my eye on last night to brunch today. MORAL of the story - even your best girl is capable of turning around and throwing you under the bus for no reason. Last year i delt with my main girl putting a fake domestic violence charge on me after she walked in on me having a 4some. Be careful out there boys.