Met textbook crazy last night.

Pitchfork51 · 2017-03-31T17:12:49+00:00

If that's the craziest girl you've met you need to get out more

Boy2Mann · 2017-03-31T16:45:33+00:00

Shit test bro. Should have lifted her back to your place for a proper fucking (SpergDisclaimer* obviously let her know where you guys r going before you go. dont rape the bitch )

Hillarysdilddo_2016 · 2017-03-31T18:13:03+00:00

Get her in the car.
Put key in ignition.
Wiggle key (maybe enough to let the engine turn over 1/4 turn)
"shit. Car won't start. It needs a suck-start." Turn to her with shit eating grin.
...
profit.

If she declines, say "maybe it just needs a push." Have her get out and push.

Start the car and drive off. With her chasing the car.

Ironk79 · 2017-03-31T17:01:29+00:00

Should've told her that if she gave up the P you would give her a lift. Fair trade.

Title	Met textbook crazy last night.
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	4
Comments	6
Date	March 31, 2017 4:24 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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