I've been studying Islam for many years and I was always baffled by how much Prophet Muhammad's wives and concubines seemed to have loved him to the point of fighting over his time and attention.. it all adds up now!

Disclaimer: This post is not intended to be taken seriously.

Dread game

His wives had misbehaved so he authored this verse: [Al Tahreem 5] - "Perhaps his Lord, if he divorced you, would substitute for him wives better than you - submitting to Allah, believing, devoutly obedient, repentant - previously married and virgins."

Anti-feminism

[Al Nisa 34] - "Men are in charge of women by right of what Allah has given one over the other and what they spend (for maintenance) from their wealth. So righteous women are devoutly obedient, guarding in the husband's absence what Allah would have them guard."

[2:228] - "and the men are a degree above them (women)"

[2:282] - (Court testimony) "And bring to witness two witnesses from among your men. And if there are not two men available, then a man and two women from those whom you accept as witnesses - so that if one of the women errs, then the other can remind her"

Polygamy only permitted for men

[4:3] - "Marry women of your choice, Two or three or four"

Handling shit tests

The first two steps of Muhammad's philosophy when dealing with shit tests are quite RP, luckily not the last one though: [Al Nisa 34] - "But those wives from whom you fear arrogance - advise them; (then if they persist), abandon them in bed; and finally, strike them."

Muhammad's extremely high SMV

This guy was powerful, had an army of beta men under him, handsome, rich (although some deny this) and had many wives and concubines under his belt..

You know the phrase "women throwing themselves at someone".. yeah.. that's pretty much how Muhammad rolled.. there's even a verse in the Quran telling Muhammad that he is allowed to marry women who gift themselves to him (without having to pay the bride's family any dower/mahr)

[Ahzab 50] - O Prophet, indeed We have made lawful to you your wives to whom you have given their due compensation and those your right hand possesses from what Allah has returned to you (of captives) and the daughters of your paternal uncles and the daughters of your paternal aunts and the daughters of your maternal uncles and the daughters of your maternal aunts who emigrated with you and a believing woman if she gives herself to the Prophet and if the Prophet wishes to marry her, (this is) only for you, excluding the other believers.