My story

My friend has been pushing for me to upload this story for so long.

Here it goes: I work in corporate finance in a downtown of a major city in Canada. I remember we were down a couple people as analysts (which I am also). One day I received a random notification on LinkedIn that someone looked at my profile. I reciprocated, it happened to be the new analyst they were going to hire. I remember looking at her photo and telling people she looked like a slut and I was going to fuck her. She starts with us and we can't fucking stand each other. She thinks because she's older than me that she has some kind of right to run my show and makes regular jokes regarding my age and whatnot. I'm far younger than her and we are at the same level professionally.

We have a work event and we both have had a few too many to drink. We decided to go out afterwards to a local pub. We get there and drink at the bar, I make her pay of course. She starts spinning classic hamster bullshit of why she can't find a man, so on and so forth. I look at her tell her to get off her pedestal of thinking she deserves to be taken care of and that she is basically past her prime.

Her response? She makes out with me in the bar. I tell her we are heading home, she pays the tab and cab to her place. We get back and she is a bit resistant, I basically give her no choice in the form of you brought me up here and basically not letting herself slut shame herself.

We both deeply despise each other so when we start going at it we immediately get face to face and shit talk each other. We shit talked each other face to face the entire time. We passed out afterwards, wake up around 4 am. She plays as if she has no clue what happened. I grab my clothes and redress, once I finish and go to leave I look at her and say "women your age are my bread and butter." Walk out and head home.

Next day she sends me an email entailing that if I tell anyone she will kill me. I tell all my boys in the office. She hasn't beaked me since, still has that awful attitude and I still hate her.