Tl;Dr - Woman halfway through a divorce uses BB for money, house, and caravan in another BB's garden whom is currently married and she was fucking. Whilst simultaneously screwing her husband out of as much money as possible. All because their relationship just didn't work out.

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So my mother rents out our back kitchen and bedroom as an additional source of income. A good way of making easy money if you ask me, or at least it would be. If she didn't give the room to such retarded girls whom she can never stand. And she never has the balls to get rid of them even though she spends the majority of her time bitching about them to me. But I digress. The last one she let in was a real piece of work.

Nicky was in her mid 50's, used to be hot in her 20's and was in the process of divorcing her husband, a police constable. She drove an expensive car (a range rover evoque around 35 thousand pounds). But, she worked minimum hours at the local supermarket. This often made me wonder how in hell she afforded this car.

One night she drunk too much and gossiped with my mother about her divorce (maybe for advise from my mum, but she is separated but not divorced). It turns out that Nicky and her ex planned to have a divorce after their children finished school/uni. Okay, fair enough, whatever. But Nicky, the tramp scum that she is, couldn't handle the 'horridness' of a divorce years in the planning that she should of prepared for. 5+ years she had to mentally prepare herself. Dumb cunt.

So she decided to screw every penny out of her poor village bobby ex. This is when it all clicked for me, she was on the lowest wage possible, so her declared earnings would be low and her husband would have to give her more.

But that's not the end of it. It also transpired that she had several Beta Bux's dotted around the country giving her 'loans' that she wouldn't dare mention to the courts. What I find even more interesting is that most of them were gay, so how did she 'promise' to reward the BB behaviour? Attention? Compliments? I haven't the faintest.

But Nicky wouldn't just stop there. She had to have it all. Her main orbitor, a horribly effeminate twat whose name seemed to change every time I met him, was buying a cottage for her and also paying and assisting in doing it up for her. Whilst another poor bloke she was stringing along was paying for a caravan for her to stay in at the end of his garden. Why wouldn't she stay inside you might ask? Because it was his marital home. She somehow managed to weasel her way into someone else's marital home.

Jesus christ the power of the pussy is so strong with this one she seduces gay men.

Conclusion - Never. Ever. Marry.

Lessons learned:

  • Don't ever marry.
  • Women can and will take everything you ever had or will had.