At a local bar hanging outside having a smoke. Notice 35-38 year old woman at a table... I'm 21. She's hot so I stare her down until I get a smile. I smirk and look away, frame more solid than the ground I was standing on. She strikes up a shitty conversation and I'm not subtle about my disinterest. She makes a move to go inside but stops to give me a hug. "I'm a hugger." I think, oh shit... here we go. "Where's your boyfriend?" I asked. She says he's inside. The way she's hanging on to me I think she's bullshitting so I tell her to point him out. She does and I say "cool." Then I start making out with her, in front of the window, in front of him. Behind-the-dumpster blowjob happened a few beers later after she went back in and got the boyfriend busy with some chicken wings. AFBB you guys.