Tl:rd don't think you've found a special snowflake, AWALT Long post Body: A few months ago I went travelling around Thailand, met a few girls and kept in touch. I had a few days off work and decided that I should spend a bit of time with one of them, see a different part of the UK and fuck a plate at the same time. I developed a slight bit of oneitis for this girl and knew that I needed to wake the fuck up otherwise I'd be going back to beta behaviour. She's a plate, not a LTR, and especially not an LDR. Yes she's attractive, amazing body, genuine. I'd been wondering on whether to consider her as a LTR but knew I would be a moron for even considering it. So I made some notes to remind myself before I arrived to remind myself why a LTR would not work and in no way at all benefit me.

  • Long Distance - Obvious one
  • Too much daddy love - loves her father way too much, keeps calling him daddy and rinses him for money. She works for his company which I'll get into on point 4. (Upon meeting her dad, he's a complete beta and is clearly controlled by his wife)
  • Sex with others whilst travelling - we were fucking, I was fucking, she was fucking. If she can sleep with someone halfway around the world with a guy that doesn't speak a word of English then I can sure as hell bet that she'll be sleeping with people in the UK.
  • Earns more than you - Works for her Dad, her dad makes a shit load of money, she didn't have to go out and get a job, she just got one working for her dad, in a room upstairs sending emails. She earns a fair amount more than me but I never told her that, if she knew that I earned less money than her then she would have the power. I arrived at hers the following day, first thing that hit me was the size of the house, absolutely massive, basically a castle, compared to my 4 bedroomed house this one had about 12, the garden was about 50X the size of mine and blew me away. Skip to later on the night. Before we are about to have sex I get up and go to grab a condom, as whilst we were fucking in Thailand she made me wear a condom. However as I grab one she says 'don't use it, I think I'm allergic to them ever since I came back'. Well done, you dropped yourself in it that you've been fucking other people since you got back, luckily I prepared for this and wasn't bothered. HOWEVER, i fucked up, I should have put a condom on regardless. With no condoms I asked how she was going to stop herself getting pregnant, 'I'm on the pill' she said, ahhh ok, you drop yourself in it even more that your fucking other people without protection and I'm fucking stupid enough to fuck you without a condom. About 40 mins later as we change positions and I notice that the juices are flowing. I say 'wow, you're fucking wet' she relies, 'I know, only for you'. I had to stop myself from laughing as I knew this was bullshit, yet a pressed on and continued going nuts deep. After the sex we lay there and watched a film, I knew what was coming next... The shit tests.
  1. 'How many women did you fuck in Thailand?' Me: 'At least 5 a day, every single day, one in the morning, two in the afternoon and two at night'. Her: 'No, really how many!?!' Me: '5 a day.' SHIT TEST PASSED as I could see her hamster running rings around itself.
  2. 'Are you going to miss me when you leave' Me: 'Of course I am, the moment I leave I'll start crying, but don't worry I'll use those tears as lube and wank myself off on the way back so it's all good'. SHIT TEST PASSED. The following day all she wanted to do was fuck, that's what we did, with the occasional sight seeing in the town and food to fill me up. As I left today she wanted me to stay longer and said that she would drive me to my coach which was later on in the day, I passed on the offer and took the transport that I had already booked. Side note, I made her swallow the pill in front of me so that I knew I could sleep a little easier at night. Obviously I have to get myself checked out but I fucked up by not wearing a condom. Don't let your dick come between your brain, wear a condom, STI's just aren't worth it. So I was convinced I wasn't even going to consider LTR this girl as there were way too many red flags.
    Don't LTR, AWALT, Wear a condom, prepare for shit tests, hold frame and lift.