First of all this has been one of the craziest fucking months of my life, i'm running myself ragged, spinning 4 plates while pulling in randoms and one night stands. It's getting to the point where fucking my plates is more of a chore than it's worth.

My first problem is this, if i spin a girl for longer than 2 weeks she seemingly falls in love with me, she'll start trying to monopolize my time and begin trying to bait me into hypothetical situations that usually lead to awkward arguments. I like to keep things transparent and honest so i'll usually say something along the lines of "i'm not your boyfriend, if that's what you're looking for i suggest you move along" This more often than not makes them crazier about me. How do you guys keep these women from falling in love with you? I'm fucking with higher quality girls and it would seem they all have a shelf-life.

My second problem is a bad one. My newest plate is a 22 year old blonde, somewhat tall with one of the nicest bodies i've ever seen (i'd say she's a California 8 and my critical friends are inclined to agree), she was pretty shy and nerdy at first but very open, positive and confident. I wasn't trying to fuck this girl at first because my AFC friend called "dibs" which is some highschool bullshit but whatever, i haven't the time or energy to explain to some AFC why calling dibs on a broad is some bitch shit. None the less she wasn't feeling this dude and i could tell from the first time we chilled that i could've fucked her but i decided to tease her a bit. I had her qualifying herself and practically begging to hang out with me after a few days of this. We start fucking, no dates, no bullshit. Our relationship is pretty much me coming over to smoke her weed and fuck her until the early hours of the morn. And by fuck i mean FUCK, this girl does EVERYTHING, Anal style sex on the 3rd "fuck date"? sign me up bro. Best head of my lifeeee, all that shit. She even tries to ninja her fingers into my bootyhole when she's doing the disappearing act with my Johnson (not fucking cool)....... What's the problem? I'm catching feels like a motherfucker for this girl. My instinct is telling me to peace out on the entire situation but the sex is too fucking good and i actually like this girl, can i scale back my feelings and proceed?

HALPPPPPP MEE!!!