So, I conducted an experiment on Tinder because I got tired of the stupid name puns, weird small talk that doesn't really tend to go anywhere, making plans to meet up for some bullshit coffee that I never really wanted to do to begin with and neither of us actually attempting to follow through. I got hundreds of Tinder sluts number in my phone that I never really spoke to after acquiring the number so I thought "fuck it, why not weed out the flakes and focus on the ultra sluts". My discovery was this

Roughly 1/5 girls on tinder, when asked if they wanna bang, and so long as put in a mildly funny way will be totally down.

I actually got this line from a girl who used it on me and it works on chick's

"I'm normally on top of things, how would you like to be one of them"

And my first name is Philip so I'll

Ask "Netflix and Phil?"

They'll say "What's that?"

"its when you sit on my face while bojack horseman plays in the background"

Now looks play a part in this, but I figured I would share