Long story short I'm still friends with my ex-gf. We share a dog, so I go out to where she lives to visit from time to time. There is little going on between my ex and I and that's exactly how I like it. (this has little relevance)

I hooked a friend of hers (that lives out there) up with a rescue a while back and had been eying her ever since. Never had the chance to talk to her because for a while she was dating my ex's brother. When that ended, I had no means of contacting her because my ex is a well poisoning cockblock-extraordinaire and her brothers are rat finks.

Fast forward a couple months and I learn that the girl moved to my town. So here's what I did. I made a generic Facebook (I don't have a real one) found her in my ex's friends and hit her up.

July 8, 3:59 pm Me: hey, I'm that guy that goes to Lydia's to see little bear (the guy in the green car). She told me you moved. I never really got a chance to talk to you. Just wanted to know if you wanted to hang out. This isn't my Facebook. I don't have one but I check the messages on this one.

About six weeks later, this Sunday at 4 in the morning, she responds. Now this can be completely innocent. I live in a small town and more people than not just don't use the Internet a lot. Clamshell phones abound. Her Facebook is a standard placeholder, style. Profile photo that changes, infrequently and contact information. That being said, she did change her profile pic 16 days ago, so fart noise.

Sunday, Aug 24th 4:31 am Her: what apt u frm?

Me: (10:12 am) I didn't live out there. I used to come out there to see Lydia's pit bull. She had me give you that little white dog, back when you and josh were going out. I'm the fat guy with the green BMW.

Her: (2:57 pm) o aint ur name [redacted]?

Me: Yeah.

Her: kk lol we have nvr rly talkd so u surprisd me

Me: (10:30 pm) Yeah, we never really got a chance to speak, one on one. We should hang out, sometime.

I fell asleep on her earlier so I wasn't able to get any further than that. Obviously our software isn't compatible but the hardware certainly is. I'm not interested in a relationship. Actually hoping to skip to the close. I'm not new to this but I am new to arranging something with a stranger via the Internet. I can close, if I can get in front of her. Also, if this is a mirage, I'd like someone to point it out, for me.

Looking for an analysis, advice.

Appreciate it guys.