Intro:

Sup shitheads. I'm here to tell the timeless story of the Cuck. Everyone knows the Cuck. He's the guy who believes in 'true love' and 'soulmates'. He's the guy who thinks his pet landwhale is an angel, putting her on the Throne of God thinking she isn't 'one of those girls'. He'll bitch to his friends about how she never has sex anymore, that she's threatening suicide. Then takes her back at the lightest scent of the pussy. The Cuck is the guy who secretly maxes out his terabyte of data jerking off to romcoms cause he's 'depressed'. Forever stuck in the role of the gay best friend as his decade long oneitis gives fellatio to Chad and his precious golden cock in his upstairs washroom.

Real Life Example:

I've got a friend who definitely fits this role. Let's call him Tim. Tim is popular, lots of friends. Boys and girls. Generally a good dude. Sadly for Tim, he's about as awkward as the 40 year old virgin when it comes to girls. An accurate example of his skill level is probably that of McLovin from Superbad. Then Tim met Stacy. Tim started dating his girlfriend Stacy a couple weeks. Things are going good for him it's his first relationship. Typical BP high school shit. I'm asking about how things go at the movies and he proudly says he fingered her three times. She 'enjoyed it'. Keep in mind it's a month in, he's fingered her three times and has gotten nothing in return. Big fucking red flag. I give him some advice on how he should get something in return and is like yeah alright. Fast forward 2 weeks, he's bitching about how she sent nudes to this senior at another High School. I would've ended it right there and then. But nah, he says, it was towards the beginning of the relationship. She 'promised' she won't do it again. I tell him to break it off and in return am told to fuck off. And then the shit show unfolds. Three weeks later we find out she gave head to the same senior in the back of his car over the weekend. At this point he's pissed and we're trolling her when we're at a party that night. Teasing him about how he's dating the city slut. He eventually gets mad at me and throws a temper tantrum about how we should be comforting and supporting him in his time of need. I tell him to break it off and he almost does. Low and behold, his bitch comes back and gives him a footrub. She whispers in his ear whilst grabbing his cock telling him everything is ok. She's sorry she strayed away from Daddy's instructions and how she's been a very naughty girl. She needs to be put in her place. But first she needs a gift from daddy. Head for head. Of course his lil three incher gets hard and since he's a virgin his mind lights up like a fat kid getting a cupcake. He goes down on her, makes her cum. Stacy goes off and gets drunk and passes out, thus not giving him any head. Now heres the icing on the cake. He goes over to her house on that Sunday after the party on Friday. Tim finds some dudes used condom in her fucking trashcan. It ain't his cause he's still cleaner than the Virgin Mary. Hasn't even gotten his dick sucked yet. He confronts her about it and she says nothing. We found out from one of her friends that Stacy fucked a DIFFERENT dude Saturday because she told Tim she was to sick to hang out that day. That was the final straw and he broke it off reluctantly out of a fear lf ruining what little social rep he had left. Fast forward a couple months, has another case of oneitis. We tried to help him he told us he's ok he's got this. Some people can't be helped if they don't want to help themselves.

Lessons learned:

  1. Read big red flags
  2. Hypergamy starts young
  3. Some people are just hopeless
  4. AWALT