As far as am I aware, there is only one vocation which allows you to ravenously approach with zero repercussions that pays bank and requires zero college degree or refined skill... Petitioning.

In America, one way corporations buy their way into politics is through petitions for bills that will be voted on as propositions with enough signatures. It is a completely corrupt system that further illustrates the oligarchical nature of democracy; but hey, these sick motherfuckers can pay you absurd amounts to pedal their schemes. Currently working on a recall for San Francisco’s District Attorney that has no remorse for white collar crime and the piggies are handing folks like me 500-700 bucks a day to help take care care of it. $8,000 checks for convincing people to sign a piece of paper, absolutely absurd.. No hours, no boss, and no rules. I can smoke a joint at lunch or tell a fine broad what I think about her without some obese PR prick breathing down my neck; it’s what America is all about.

You see countless beautiful woman all day long and have full license to pursue, you’re 100% free to be horney Smeagol. Eventually, you’ll lose all fear from the sheer quantity of interactions; wit, humor and the lack of hesitation are inevitable when you chisel away at your interpersonal skills with such immense volume. Game is a garden, gotta keep watering or else your language loses its vitality; practice is everything. Sure, they might think you’re a bum asking for signatures; but hey, you’re the one pulling in fat stacks and it efficiently sifts out the blatant gold diggers.

I’m 24 and can’t see myself working this gig forever, it gets old; but she’s saved me twice from gnarly gambling losses and keeps getting me laid n traveling across the US. No complaints. If you are degenerate with no major vocational aspirations that despises the office, mediocre pay, brutal hours, etc. Petitioning is without a doubt your path to serious money and freedom to conceptualize your craft on the endless women you’ll encounter.

Hopefully this can help some broke bloke out there desperate for change.

Best, BachBozo