I'm gonna teach you a simple way to be funny in the modern world.

Are you ready?

It's as simple as this:

  • Pick a random Activity

  • Pick a random linking word

  • Pick a random celebrity

  • String them all together in a sentence.

Congratulations, you are now funny.

This is simple low-brow humor that will make any average family guy era girl laugh. You are a living cut-away narrator.

Here is a variation:

  • Begin your sentence with "Note to Self," or "This reminds me of"

  • Repeat earlier steps

Me: Playing this game with you is like playing field hockey with George Lopez

Her: Haha Aftsov you're funny. Touches my crotch

Me: Talking with you is like taking a cold shower with Natalie Portman.

Her: Uhm is that a good or a bad thing what does that even mean???

Me: It's hot as hell but a struggle to get hard.

Her: OMG shut up I hate you so much!! Comes closer to me and pushes my arm, eyes wide and smiling.

Me: Banging you is like sniffing cocaine off of Megan The Stallion's titties

Her: Haha wtf do you mean continues sucking cock

You get the idea.

Me:

And where did I learn this genius technique?

From The Mystery Method

An old-school antique from my childhood...

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