Ok so I been reading a bit of RP and did some RP type shit I'd like to share. So last night Me, two of my managers, and a girl who works the bar at my job went out drinking after work. One of my managers is an older guy whos real cool to chill with, we'll call him Omar, and the other manager is 26, we'll call him Stan. I'm 23 and the bartender is 21. Stan can be an fuckass sometimes, just know this information. We're all chillin, playin pool, and shootin darts when Omar leaves. After he leaves we are all a bit buzzed but Stan, for every drink we had, he had a double and everybody had about 4-5 drinks, so he was a little more than buzzed. Most of the night while playing games he was trying to flirt and was chillin close to the bartender practically the whole time, but me, I kept my distance. She was some what reciprocating but I could tell she wasnt feelin it.

Earlier while we were at work, the bartender had made a joke to me and Omar that I was Gay because of some joke we had made previously that I can't remember. Me and Omar laughed it off and he just told her pretty much hell no not this guy. Omar then says to me,(read in Egyptian accent) "you're nice man, if she say that to me, I tell her, "Come here bitch so I can show I am not"". So I told him if she says that to me again im gonna straight up just kiss her. He thought I joking and we both laughed.

Now fast foward to the bar, Stan really wants to suck on dem tittaayyyssss, but it aint happenin. While we are bullshittin, Stan makes a joke and puts his arm around me which makes the bartender reply with a gay joke. Me and the few drinks I had made it so I didnt even hesitate when I grabbed her face and said, " O yea.." and proceeded to slobber her down and brush my fingers down her ass... She loved the shit and I felt alpha as fuck. Stan was like fuck. We all left the bar while me and bartender went to her car and made out while I grabbed her ass some more. I got her number and can lay the pipe whenever.

I never do shit like this, I barley even tried, and made out with good looking bartender and grabbed her butt cheeks apart. Responded to her shit ass test with some action. Fortune favors the bold.