This happen about a few years ago. Old plate from college hits me up that she wants to visit me and spend the weekend (she lives near the city I moved to). She was a pretty good fuck in college so I figure sure, why not. Leading up to the weekend I start asking for nudes and stuff. But apparently to her, we're "just friends." So I tell her not to come because i'm "busy." She's adamant about coming so I reluctantly agree. Some other shit transpired with a different plate leading a bit closer to the weekend so I thought things were getting serious so I out of my own volition decided and told her she can take my bed and I'd crash on the couch. "uh ok."

Shit falls apart with the other plate and now this girl is here. (lol) I'm behind on work and overall just in a salty ass mood due to various things just mentioned. Anyway, I basically just ignore her and handle my work while my buddy plays host for me. Got shit sleep on the couch first night so i tell her i'm sleeping in my own bed. Second night have a party at my place and invite a bunch of friends. She's basically boring as shit the entire time and I had invited other chicks just in case for this reason.

At one point, a few girls and me are just chilling in my room while this girl is "sleeping." and the topic of "us" comes up from the other chicks. A resounding "we're just friends" filled with annoyance hahaha. 2nd night i don't even bother hooking up w/her even though I should have tried. Ego got in the way and felt she should initiate since i'm not asking to get laid.

3rd night she goes out with some friends of hers that are also in the city. I have shit to catch up on before Monday roles around so i decline to go. Throughout the day I just start hitting up some chicks, and see there are any biters.

Flat out this girl responds and makes it clear she's into "chilling." So we figure out logistics and I make sure to have her send me a pic of herself via snap to confirm i'm not about to meet up with some fucking 50 year fat fuck. She texts she's on the way just as college plate is en route back to my house.

I call college plate:

Me: You're sleeping on the couch. Her: What? Why? Me: ... you're sleeping on the couch. Her: you're bringing a girl home aren't you?!

She basically goes berserk, yelling and calling me an asshole or whatever. I'm just laughing now and tell her i'll see her at the house.

She arrives and she's a lot more docile than she was over the phone. She starts probing who this girl is, how'd i meet her, etc. I very candidly just tell her the truth. About 35-40 min pass and I'm thinking the girl is bailing so I just presume it's done with. Next thing you know we hear a knock and it's her. Looking sexy AF despite just getting out of work or whatever.

This girl is hotter than my college plate so I make it a point to introduce the two to each other. Take her to to the kitchen for a hot second to grab a drink, shoot the shit, then take her to my room. I made it a point to bring my a-game in bed because 1) i wanted a repeat customer, and 2) i wanted college plate to understand she fucked up by even starting down this "just friends" bullshit, shit test or not. I have zero time to deal with that nonsense. And man, did I fuck that girls brain out.

A few hours later I walk out to get us some water and college plate is just sitting there, upside down on the couch, literally doing NOTHING. TV isn't on or anything. Asked her if she needed any blankets, all i got was a docile "yes." Give her her shit and tell her g'night. I'm sure she had a great time listening to me fuck this girl's brains out haha.

She ends up in my roommates room to "complain" about me. Ends up in bed with him, but he kicks her out despite me giving him the green light to fuck her. (There had been signs throughout the weekend that I thought he could hook up w/her, especially because I basically ignored her all weekend.) Add in some spiteful "revenge," she for sure would've fucked him.

Oh, also at one point the girl I smashed did ask who that girl was.

"Just a friend from a long time ago" haha.

Mistakes: 1) letting her come over to begin with (waste of fucking time) 2) not plowing through shit tests once she was in my bed, i mean might as well at that point. 2a) I should've just given her the couch to begin with or had her in my bed all 3 nights so either: I fuck, or if she shot me down, brought a different plate over earlier in the weekend and had her hear us fucking then.